Clearly someone’s doing something wrong, but I’m not sure who

If you are still cooking whatever you’re tasting, it’s probably hot enough to kill off the 4 germs you transfer to the spoon.

I got to the part with the chevelle. Once the woman started running her hand down it my skin crawled and I had to stop watching.

I wonder if any of the Jalop staff could give us any insight on this?

That reads as coming from someone who’s never been outside NYC

How?

I’ve never seen anything that has made me say “man I wish I lived in NYC”. Every article about life there paints the place as frustrating to live in at best.

That is a reasonable exception.

I doubt it

What do you mean by pinocchio syndrome?

This is probably just a stunt to gain favor that they’re digging into their very deep pockets, afforded to them by fortnite, to pull.

I’m sure, I plan on subscribing once I get a chance to get on youtube.

You’ve clearly never played Blades & Sorcery. It’d be smart of you to withhold judgement on topics you’re not familiar with. That being said, this is very likely a sped up clip of the in game slow mo

When would that be?

Do you suffer from brain damage? Even as a joke that’s one of the most incompetent things I’ve ever read.

His next video:

I’ve got no clue who anthony bourdain is

Okay, but whose boots is he licking? Are you calling him that because he doesn’t agree with you?

He was definitely memed on, but I doubt anyone has ever hated him.

All too true