Project BirthControl

*Chooses to make a side gig their main source of income*

Honestly. I’ve never even considered uber, but I might take a few trips today

“I made this ‘job’ that’s advertised and intended to be a side gig into my only source of income and it doesn’t make me enough money and that’s Uber’s fault”

No, he’s asking people to not let the bad apples ruin the bunch. Just like every other group should be treated.

It’s a bumber that people drive like how he describes

Road rallies are dictated by times and if you get somewhere too fast, you don’t get any points for that, so you’re supposed to try and most accurately maintain speed limits (times between checkpoints are calculated using the speed limit of the roads they drive on, so holding the speed limit will give you the best…

This is exactly why I encouraged one of my friends to go to school to become a mechanic. It’ll be a cold day in hell when I bring my car to a dealer mechanic.

That fruit hung so low you dragged yourself down to hell to reach it and I respect that

Yet another case where I must ask, “Why would anyone live in New york?”

I’ve never seen a clearer example of a “holier than thou” attitude

It’s probably mostly motorsport teams

Mine were somewhere in between: no snacks, so if you’re hungry say something and we’ll start looking for lunch.

“Let’s go to Japan to experience a different culture!”

That’s probably because we exist during a foreground extinction event: The Holocene extinction

It’s like trump is seeing how far he can push things before his diehard fans push back. He just keeps whittling away at any of his potential 2020 voters. I’m pretty sure if there were any libertarians considering him, they’ve dipped after this.

“A fish can feel your fear. And if you’re fearful, it will stick on the grill like a motherfucker.”

What a good idea that’ll never see the light of day because most PDs don’t have the funding to operate properly, let alone equip cars with these.

Not really when you consider the message this race sends is “these cars finished this race on one set of our tires, imagine how long they’ll last you”

I’m almost exactly 3,000 miles away