You beat me to it

Then don’t touch it for a few years

Disclaimer: I’ve played all of 10 minutes of bloodborne and have never touched a dark souls game. As much as I’d like to, they intimidate me (largely because of all the stats and what seems like poor descriptions, and yes I know I could google but I don’t want to). There could be a mode where there’s less stats and…

It seems to me Sekiro has been made exactly how FromSoftware wants it to be experienced. An easy mode would diminish that. It’d be like having a paragraph explaining an art piece because you don’t understand it.

USAA experiences are on their own tier and are too amazing to be compared to their “peers”

So it’s real release date is 6 months late? I’m pretty sure the majority of people can wait.

The store that will earn me more money because hundreds of millions of people use it.

He said it’s because his brothers are flying in and he has to pick them up at the airports

There are only six degrees of freedom

I genuinely thought I read “David Tracy” where it lists the author. I had to go back and check when I saw your comment

“with its top scientists saying last week that it expects the debris to burn out in less than 45 days”

“In competitive deck building you still design your deck to have a consistent power curve so that you can win a set of matches”

That would make the sport watchable

YES! The first time I played smash ultimate, my friend turned off all the items and made the stages the boring 3 floating platforms and a base. I hated it. I absolutely suck at fighting games so I like to run around the map throwing pokeballs and stuff. I haven’t touched the game since.

Grown man throws hissy fit

Okay?

Nobody’s forcing you to read the article, and the site isn’t curated for you. If you don’t like it, don’t click on it.

Blessed be the exchange rate joke

He wasn’t begging for his life. He was heavily intoxicated, and failing to follow (albeit unclear, I don’t agree with him being shot) instructions.