People take games too seriously

If the government could give some indication that they could take tax money, use it for its described purpose and only that purpose, not fuck it up, and get it done all in a reasonable amount of time then I’d probably be all for single payer. But as it is, I’d rather just take my chances.

I use mine for either chapstick or my knife

Point to where I denied gravity

You misunderstand me. When gravity is discussed, it is in terms of our theory describing it. We know somethings going on, and we came up with the theory of gravity to describe the phenomenon.

It’s the thought that counts

Should’ve gone for it and hoped they didn’t have seatbelts on

To each their own I suppose

Solely for the sake of being pedantic, gravity is only a theory

Why? Get a decent job and you’ll get a decent pay.

I’m pretty sure it was being held on by an illegal building technique

Kombucha tastes like asparagus piss

Brains! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

Instead of dogs and a gun, he’ll have a car to drift into and kill his prey.

Once I get rid of my current god forsaken 2015 Cherokee, every car will become a forever cat. I don’t think I’ve got the guts to sell one.

Oh boo hoo. Everybody gets asked if they’ve been fired. You don’t deserve special treatment. And do you honestly expect the interviewer to know you’ve had a “traumatic moment” when you were fired? Grow up.

How dare that person do their job of hiring you by thoroughly making sure you qualify and asking pertinent questions!

It’s probably just a silly game mechanic and you’re putting way too much thought into it

There’s definitely a cheese for that

Unless you exclusively eat from subway, this take is invalidated by the fact that you can just add more