This straight up looks like a screen shot from a video game. (I don’t mean that as a put down.)

Let me get this straight:

Wow, that’s an unusual bit of casting for that character, but I’m excited to see what she does with the role! I wonder if there’s any chance they’ll bring back Eddie Murphy to play Donkey? And as for Fio-

Hilarious you’re calling the Chinese Socialists? Is that a joke? I can’t tell. What do you think that word means?

“I would do anything with Joaquin Phoenix, any day of the week,” Phoenix told Total Film back in August.

I’m exhausted.

All that and still the funniest thing here is that we may yet get a blockbuster movie starring a guy named Dick Rider

I thought this was all part of a plot to start upcharging for the n0n-death seats. 

How dare you suggest they do anything vaguely original!

Honestly this isn’t too different from how the third Xbox is called the Xbox One.

I have to admit that I almost feel bad for attacker, I mean aside from the potential mental health issues there. This is your moment of fame where you dropkicked a 70-year old man from the back and he barely felt your attack.

OW ME BACK

It would be fantastic if the whole ‘Mysterio is from an alternate universe’ thing is just a ruse he concocted and Fury fell for it.

Prometheus, arguably the most underrated sci-fi movie of the past decade

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

The optics of finding an immortality potion in a tomb are going to be a real blow to the entire alchemy industry.

The original book is interesting. Like Ender’s Game, Troopers tricks you into loving Fascism if you aren’t paying close attention to everything. Whether this was intentional I’m not sure. Heinlein definitely became an anarchist in his later writings, but he wasn’t so when he wrote the book. So whether he meant to…

Ok but I bet it can’t identify which pictures contain street signs 

Okay, seriously, how high up does the corruption in Starfleet run, because someone at Starfleet Command is getting MASSIVE kickbacks from Big Apparel to be ordering these constant changes to fleet uniforms.