I feel bad for the first intern who had to talk to him after that meeting.

I would suggest that mentioning “crisis actors” unironically is a sign of paranoia and should be a mental health red flag that leads to confiscation of firearms.

Imagine if they knew all the stuff that was actually in there! “If you want to go to heaven, give alms to the poor.” “Turn your sword into a plow.” Eye of the needle, extreme pacifism, etc. The recent revelation (if true) that Pence thinks Jesus talks to him always makes me wonder if it’s always “Come on, Mike! Read…

To be fair that is a huge fucking terrifying bird.

This is the guy who shat his pants when surrounded by fricken SS agents:

“I also believe I would have parachuted into Bin Laden’s camp with one of those big guns, you know, one of those big Terminator guns that shoot, like, a million bullets a second, then kicked in the door and said, “Hey! Bin Ladin! Eat lead motherfucker!” then bam bam bam bam bam bam bam! Right between the eyes! Then,…

Actual footage of Trump entering the school

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Yeah, he definitely would have ... except for those pesky bone spurs.

It’s fucking infuriating.

It’s funny, because most Evangelicals I’ve ever met know nothing about Biblical history, the very conscious and deliberate construction process, ecumenical councils throughout time (and their effects), the apocryphal texts, etc.

Lol, I’d forgotten about that. It all seems so quaint now.

Pilots fly things. Administering colossal organizations has very little at all to do with flying.

Trump won’t win in the midterms.

“He’s on the list because he’s the President’s pilot, but if he gets the job it won’t be because he’s the President’s pilot,” the source said. “It’ll be because he once let the President pretend to fly the plane.”

Thankfully, we do have audio of him from 9/11 congratulating himself on being the owner of what was now the tallest building in downtown Manhattan.

A 15 year old boy died in the shooting by holding the door closed while the shooter fired into the door. The young man was holding the door closed to stop the shooter from entering the room and killing a group of students who hid there. A 15 year old boy willingly gave up his own life to save others.

“Mr. Trump had called the gunman a “sick puppy” and said “‘oh boy, oh boy, oh boy,’ like, seven times.”

The stigma of not having acted is going to follow this guy to his grave. He went from being the guy getting awards for helping the kids to being the guy that didn’t try to stop a slaughter.