“Okay, are we done comparing this mango to a man’s nuts? Cause I wanna eat it.”

I’m incredibly fortunate when it comes to pooping. I poop every single morning between 7am and 8am. On most days, I poop again around 4:30 pm, but I don’t sweat it if I just don’t feel the urge for the second one.

You might not like how it sounds or looks, but it IS grammatically correct.

I think you won’t be disappointed.  :)

People who are comfortable and secure are obviously not motivated to create change. Fuck these people, forget them- they’re fine. They’re ALWAYS going to be fine.

You really notice how all-pervasive alcohol is when you’re the one who doesn’t drink. I’ve never been able to stand the stuff. I used to try when I was younger, simply because I wanted to be able to participate in what people were doing, but I don’t bother with it anymore. And alcohol is part of EVERYTHING. Seriously,…

You’re right, I hadn’t heard about his play on the fourteen words. That’s pretty gross.

Whoever transcribed that quote screwed it up. “Vesiculating” does sound an awful lot like “fasciculating,” but means something very different.

Dis gon b gud?

Mein Teil!

That very first link is EXACTLY what I’m talking about! I never saw what was right in front of me until I actually looked for it. 

I’m enjoying casting these votes so much more than I should!

When I was younger, I genuinely believed that I had never enjoyed any of the benefits of white privilege. I was poor, with no prospects, no hope of any far-off future inheritance, working demeaning jobs, living in crappy apartments, and so on. I would get fairly indignant at any suggestion that I was somehow the…

Thank you, Michael, for bringing me a little moment of beauty this morning. I really, truly appreciate it.

This was my immediate response. Why are they more worried about wasting resources than about treating people inhumanely??

It’s so unfair! When I was a kid, people started getting old around 40 or 50— so I thought that I would get to do the same. Then 30 became the new 20, and 40 became the new 25, and old people starting keeping all fit and shit, and now we’re still expected to be sexy and vibrant at freaking 60?

Yes, yes it is.

No kidding! I’m surrounded by racists, some the polite, dog-whistle variety, some loud and proud. All gross.

We mustn’t forget “I can’t believe you’ve done this,” either.

AHA! I’ve been trying to tell everyone that “to gank” means “to steal,” and no one believes me! On Supernatural, everyone uses “gank” to mean killing instead of stealing, and it’s WRONG. It’s been stealing since forever.