Does anyone salt their watermelon? I ask because my very white family ALWAYS sprinkled salt on watermelon, and I’ve always hated it. As soon as I was big enough to demand salt-less watermelon, I emphatically did. Now my husband freaking salts his, too. Is this a common behavior?

As always, Mr. Harriot, you’re killing it. I appreciate what you do.

Baby Emo looks just like my Misha when he was a baby. *squee*

There’s a woman who works where I do (though fortunately in a faraway department) who is terrified of black people. She once went into a Subway with her kids, ordered food, paid, and sat down to eat. A couple of black people came into the restaurant. She immediately became paranoid that they were there specifically to…

“...of which almost all of you are members of...”

Holy shit. I’d never seen this before, but it’s amazing.

“...tall and slim, she would have been nice-looking if she hadn’t been wearing a look that suggested there was a nasty smell under her nose.”

God, dude, your writing pisses me off so much. It’s much too accurate for comfort. I love it.

*for all intents and purposes

I had a similar experience. I had tried cigalikes in the past, and while I didn’t dislike them, they didn’t alleviate the need for a cigarette in any way. Once I got my first sub-ohm setup, I quit smoking within two days.

I am too. I’m old and white, myself, but my baby brother is a black teenager. He’s just a goofy kid, doesn’t even have his driver’s license yet. And I worry.

I’ve totally done this before. I only felt weird because of the whole fly apparatus up front; it was bulkier than I’m used to.

I’d love to open a place called the Pho Queue, but Google says it already exists.

Good list. However— as long as I’m the one who’s going to be washing the dishes, I’m going to rinse them if I get a chance. A few seconds of effort now can save a good minute or two of irritating work later. That suits my lazy nature.

Now she just looks like she’s had ordinary lip filler injections, as opposed to super-mega-über lip filler injections. It’s still a HUGE difference compared to her natural lips.

These sick fucking fucks. How many more times are they going to prove that they can keep doing this to people??? It’s like a fresh mouthful of shit every time.

Seriously, your name is “Police Officer?” What a pathetic fucking douche.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

I HAVE been wondering why “Latinx” was used in a situation referring to a single person whose gender is known.

Just keep speaking truth, please, in the special way that you speak it. The world needs to hear it.