huge prince fan here. I’m starting to like bruno mars lately. Shrug.

Some of us are just naturally florid

I love him and I don’t care what any of you think. He’s a perfect little pop star.

booooo

That’s not a horse, silly. That’s a fluffy little donkey.♥

This is what I like

Bruno Mars is that guy that you swear you would never have sex with because he is soooo corny, but then you do.

It’s that place where the 1% live and discuss “speaking truth to power”.

Can confirm: am old.

Her face?

He sounds exactly like the reason I haven’t been in a serious relationship in over 20 years and I probably never will. I’ll take ‘Dying Alone’ for the win, Alex.

Jerry is so much better for her.

At least he acknowledges it...?

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

Hey Bobby, where do watermelons go in the summer? Answer: John Cougar’s Meloncamp. Carry on.

Jesus H. Christ, she’s 82 years old. You’re not going to have to put up with her much longer so fucking chill.

“I’m basically a mystic,” she said. “And I’m wondering what was that all about? And I am not sure yet. I have to think about it some more.

Some possibilities: