It’s not like he raped her. He just held her under false pretenses, made her his house slave, and then fell in love with her. Hijinks ensued for fuck’s sake!

Does anyone else miss Tweet Beat and Midweek Madness?

I HATE THIS SONG SO MUCH THAT I’M USING THE ALL CAPS.

Definitely, definitely, DEFINITELY this absolute rubbish should have made the list:

Haha I mean I guess I can acknowledge that we all have different ears but Miley Cyrus is one of those people where I’m like “YOU REALIZE SHE CANNOT SING, RIGHT? LIKE, THIS IS NOT A PERSON WHO CAN SING....”

Damn I love this Disclosure song. Agreed that it’s the only context where Sam Smith is compelling.

I think the non-basic live in a world where they’re not sure who Ed Sheeran is: “Isn’t he that guy who does EDM-jazz mixups? Like, that sort of thing is okaaaaay, but commercialized music all just seems a little derivative to me.”

Every time I hear or read about the Chainsmokers I feel sick. What kind of band name is that?

Aw I really liked Miley’s new album. Malibu definitely isn’t the greatest song, but the album as a whole showcases her voice, which is really lovely horrible and grating.

how bout that song where the chorus goes something like this:

Liking Ed Sheeran is basic. Hating Ed Sheeran is basic. When we are all basic, what is basic?

How many times did you have to reject Rich J.’s suggestion to include only Sam Smith songs on this list?

That awful Coldplay and the Chainsmokers song:

I’m sorry... who?

I am so sick of the Chainsmokers I want them to start chain smoking and prematurely die.

Here are some parts I didn’t miss:

The not so subtle body shaming (because she had no idea how he would look like when she met him and he was wearing clothes, right):

Looking at him like that, so awkwardly bent, his belly thick and soft and covered with hair, Margot recoiled. But the thought of what it would take to…

i dont see the problem. shes over 18. are we mandating age gaps be less than a certain amount now?

“Guess you missed the part at the end where he stalks her and calls her a whore huh?”

NO ONE comes off looking good in that story. She waxes poetic about his mundane movie taste, how awkward and unattractive he is, his awful performance, and most importantly, lies about her age- by omission of course, and so does he.

I read the story, but didn’t know it went viral. I had your exact reaction to it and was annoyed I wasted my time reading it.