Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

I don’t have anything super articulate to add here, just wanted to say that Bamford is the best and that everyone needs to watch Lady Dynamite on Netflix.

LOL at Father John Misty not being pretentious.

All my friends were like “he’s so great! Best album of the year!” So I got it. And I was like....I need new friends and a refund please.

Fleet Foxes, yes, fine I am A-ok.

This article is what happens when Trump doesn’t tweet for 24 hours. Sad!

Your friend’s mom obviously deserved it.

I had a boss who’s brother looks a little bit like Keanu Reeves. He went to a bar and sat next to someone who looked like Keanu Reeves. Made about comment about which one looked more like Keanu Reeves. Bar Keanu Reeves said that Brother Keanu Reeves did. Bar Keanu Reeves was Keanu Reeves.

He is one of the best people in Hollywood and a lot of it has to do with the hard life he’s had:

Favorite Keanu Blind Item:

I didn’t even know that I had such a deep crush on Keanu Reeves until I read that interview. Now I’m off to put my first name with his last name all over my notebook!

I fucking love Keanu Reeves.

My Dog, Dex...when I ask him “OoozagooboI? OOOZAGOOBOI??!!

Please do this on a weekly basis. I need this in my life.

Same. Although she had a point to be made about Beyonce and Capitalism, but we’re not allowed to talk about that so.....

Same. She bothers the hell out of me. I prefer to think that the real Gwen faked her own death sometime around ‘98 and this version is just a cheap knockoff.

If my Facebook feed is any scientific proof, the people who use hashtags like #Blessed and #Awakened are: a) rarely “blessed” or “awakened” and b) usually one post away from an epic public meltdown that makes using my data plan so worth it.

Can she though?

 I literally am incapable of being in the real world and surviving.