Tom Cruise is the only one who hasn’t been blamed yet so it’s as good a time as any.

Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix are equally boring people trying to be edgy, so I guess I can see why they would be ~madly in love~.

I disagree, regarding Rooney and Joaquin. I’d much rather have them paired off and contained than in the general population looking for mates.

I turned 44 in January. It’s all speeding by so quickly now that I can hardly avoid getting whiplash. Jesus Christ, life is SHORT.

50 years old here. I remember standing in a record store (!) in a mall (!!) in 1991 I think when someone put Smells Like Teen Spirit on to test out some stereo equipment. It’s hard to believe I was ever that young. Honestly, that’s all I got.

I don’t hate CBM at all, I watch all of them the first day they come out. But they aren’t the pinnacle of cinema like the internet and film blogs would have you believe. You can count the number of CBM that stand apart as great movies in any genre on one hand.

lolno. Deadpool was a basic superhero origin film with Family Guy-style dick and poop jokes added. If it had garnered a Best Picture nomination while a film like Sing Street got completely shut out, the Academy would’ve lost the rest of the minimal respect it still has.

Jeff Bridges, Ben Foster, and Chris Pine were all great. It’s like a western Heat and Heat is one of my favorite ten films of all-time.

Hidden Figures ho-hum?

Arrival didn’t make $100M? That’s fucked up.

As just one example, ‘Hidden Figures’ isn’t anybody’s idea of a “prestige drama”. It’s a very entertaining movie that also happens to have humor, drama, heroism, romance, science, and Janelle Monae. There may be other reasons you don’t care to see it, but fearing that you’ll be stuck in a “prestige drama” is not one…

oh my dear lord, what even in the fuck.

Tl;dr: we don’t care who she fucks, as long as she FUCKS OFF.

It’s funny she phrased her sexual orientation’s up for grabs, because so are our pussies now, courtesy partially of all the third party voters.

He’s always struck me as a guy who grew up with immense privilege and who seems blissfully unaware of this fact. I’m basing my opinion on various interviews. He seems to love the sound of his own voice and often drones on and on with his long-winded point of view on various talk shows. I remember James Corden…

I find him hard to take seriously as “Tough Guy/Bond Heir.” He’s more “Gentleman Dandy Who Boxed At Cambridge.”

I’m just here to high five this article. And you!

What, you don’t want to go swimming in 20 lbs of heavy costume jewelry, a jacket stolen from Kim Kardashian’s closet, and what appears to be a Pinterest macrame fail?

It’s very easy for me not to have sex with anyone