it’s stupid as shit. they don’t even know what the gender of the child is going to be, they only know the chromosomal sex. it’s such a stupid concept that enforces gender roles from before the poor baby is even born (pink for girls! blue for boys!) and is also transphobic.

The concept of baby showers is already strange to me. Over here we don’t celebrate anything until the baby is born. It’s an old superstition about tempting fate. For the same reason we don’t congratulate to birthdays in advance.

IMO they had the green light the moment he said “Do you know who I am?”

I had an idea that they should offer medical procedures in flight, so that when you fly from ...say from Atlanta to London...by the time you land and wake up you’ve had your teeth cleaned, your annual gyno exam and a colonoscopy!

So since we care about law and order so much there’s definitely an investigation into who raped her, and that guy is going to be arrested, yes?

Republicans want this for America.

#notallbumpyforeheads

I guess the fact that most of the Slytherins whom Harry knew in school were Death Eaters’ kids (Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle) made them seem worse than perhaps they would have been in times without an organized Dark Wizard group (as in Slughorn’s time when he taught Tom Riddle).

Illinois needs to worry about things like not going bankrupt.

It keeps the gays and other sexual perverts out. If they attempt to climb over it, they can’t help but to stop and pleasure themselves on it, then they’re tired and they need to go take a nap.

It’s impenetrable.

Jesus Christ... do you just look for shit to bitch about? Did you read the books?You can always choose your house too... shit, HP did. JK addresses it as well with Dumbeldore saying “sometimes I think we sort too soon.”

I’m not going to lie, Jalopnik membership not withstanding, I would rather an amateur auto shop than nosy religious zealot assholes any day. It really doesn’t matter what you are into, those are the kinds of people that make neighborhoods awful and negatively impact property values long-term.

Community typically grows…

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

You mean Arithmancy, Muggle Studies, Muggle Art, and Defense Against the Dark Arts?

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

I see their bitterness over their appendages never equalling Michelle O’s guns hasn’t abated.

Praise be motherfuckers.

Shouldn’t she be using a spray bottle? That way you can finely mist all areas of the engine for even coverage.