As a person of faith, I save this one for just such an occasion.

They probably look at the Ten Commandments as more of a list of suggestions rather than requirements. Now birth control, on the other hand, must be stopped like Jesus said!

I’m just so tired of this gross performative dysfunction and have been since Jerry Springer distilled it in the 90s.

Member of shitty family is accused of doing shitty things.

Never was there finer proof that money doesn’t buy class.

#TeamNoOne

Yeah, why aren’t their co-stars sticking up for them? We’ve actually seen it work where the co-stars also refuse to work when their co-workers are not being treated fairly. So I wonder what the story is here.

Says more that their co-stars are staying silent on this though it seems they’ve quit the show anyway.

Go to school for 8 hours, have homework from multiple classes, don’t forget extra-circulars. Join a sport or a team or a club. You want to be well rounded, don’t you? Colleges look at that kind of thing, and that’s mandatory now. Better get researching, better make sure you take the SATs and the ACTs, don’t forget…

“It was nothing more and it was nothing less. My family made it over here by their own blood, sweat and tears and we don’t owe America shit.”

This seems like one of those ideas that someone pitched to the Mayor as a splashy policy that would generate a lot of “tough love” good publicity, but lord will it have massive amounts of unforeseen (or completely foreseeable from some peoples’ points of view) consequences. For instance; disabled children won’t get a…

You actually do owe them, cause they took you in when they didn’t have to. Of course your parents had to work hard to get where they are, you think the U.S. owed them a loaded bank account? A citizenship promises the opportunity of taking part in the American experiment, not a free ride to riches and fortune, but…

That’s right. You don’t owe America shit. Why? For the same reason your folks came here, probably: it offers greater opportunities to you and more freedom for your family and, on top of all of that, it’s a beautiful freaking country with tropical paradises and deserts and forests and beaches and mountains and frozen…

Perhaps one of the problems with our liberties and freedoms is that they can’t easily be visualized. The fact that you are enjoying everything America has to offer and still can say “we don’t owe America shit” is just depressing.

My family made it over here by their own blood, sweat and tears and we don’t owe America shit.

He now has a great idea for solving the “Muslim Question”.

Bats are adorable, and nobody can ever convince me otherwise.

Cool but what’s the dog’s name?

I worked in a mail room for a while and the general opinion outside was that you were obviously not capable of working anywhere else in the organisation. We actually had the team leader (qualified accountant) and two other degree holders (including me) as permanent staff while I was there.