White people always be scared of non white people like white people aren’t the ones killing everyone.

republicans rn be like

She thinks this is funny. Kanye does not.

OMG, girl, you need glasses! That’s Matt McGory from orange is the new black! He’s totes hot. I would chain him to the bed and never let him leave.

Anyone else’s reaction to this - WTF is wrong with people?

Wait. Is this from the episode where Samantha catches Richard cheating on her? Because the episode after that is my favorite one. Specifically because of this scene:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

This woman is THE WOOOOORRRRRSSSSSTTT.

They never left.

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

Come on, he totally looks hygienic. I always take grooming advice from guys who look like monty python hermits.

Wrong India, Columbus.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

Is he fingering the twinkies third cream hole?

If this was a slap-dash illustration it wouldn't be so funny. But this painting, while far from perfect, shows a great degree of technical skill. Someone took their time on this picture. This picture was very important to someone. And that is fucking hilarious.

Other Trump policy statements:

Tyga may be “Stimulated,” but his wealth is simulated.

THIS IS A GOOD DOG, TOM HARDY

I believe the appropriate word is "Congressman".