This seems like something a high school boy makes on the third day his parents left him home alone for a long weekend, after he’s already eaten 8 boxes of Kraft mac & cheese, three boxes of fruit loops, all the chips and pretzels, a couple bags of pizza rolls, and a package of hot dogs.

Mr. President, would you pardon Joe Exotic?

That officer’s ancestors must be frowning on his behavior...

When talking about the way a Black person speaks, Whites will often say coded language such as “(s)he is so articulate”, “(s)he is so well spoken”. Language that’s rarely ever used towards their white colleagues.

“he’s not smart, or ARTICULATE”

The sympathy that Joe Exotic is getting is actually quite disgusting. Like did we all watch the same miniseries. He deserves to be in prison. People can’t be mad that he not only incriminated himself but he was outsmarted by a bunch of greedy, stupid psychopaths. The only thing I feel bad about are all those poor…

Darwin already got to that 60-something couple in AZ who heeded their prez’s medical advice by drinking fish tank cleaner as a substitute for anti-malarials. They both got sick within 20 minutes and could barely call 911. The hubby died within minutes and the wife was severely injured giving interviews ‘warning’…

This is what white people chose for leadership.

I’m sure Donald Jr. would rather die if he had to cancel his trip to that exclusive Galapagos Islands nature preserve that lets him use a machine gun to hunt domesticated albino tigers chained to a fencepost.

When did Obama start teaching the Masterclass on how to savagely dunk on Trump without actual effort? What’s the title of it? How to Shade a Bitch Just By Being a Decent, Rational Human Being?

“uh, hey: Michelle. Baby, come here and watch me save lives and make Trump mad at the same time.”

Hopefully they are in their basements drinking bleach and fish medicine.

Live by the sword, die by the sword: all of the metrics Trump uses to measure himself are useless to him in a pandemic. Money, crowds - gone.

you know that’s actually bullshit, and there’s literally no way it can be proved?

you’re just going to take THIS administration’s word for it? just like that?

Any black man who listens to Trump deserves to get the ‘Rona.

you’re right.

i’d also bet on them really not testing because they dont want to look weak. in which case, im totally fine with that, wish they get it and die.

Hold up. You believe them when they say he isn’t being tested? Where have you been the last 3 years?

I don’t understand how they aren’t embarrassed. But I guess most white people aren’t embarrassed by being racist...

I actually called Senator Kennedy’s (R-LA) office yesterday and left a message thanking him for tearing Chad a new asshole during that hearing, and I do NOT like Senator Kennedy. But he did the nation a service exposing the empty suit that failed upward into the role of Acting Secretary DHS. 

The acting DHS secretary thinks the regular flu’s mortality rate is the same as COVID-19. He also doesn’t know how modeling works, doesn’t have any idea what HHS is doing, and doesn’t know how to answer a direct question with anything resembling authority.