which just makes me feel sad that selena gomez has probably never had good sex

How fucking dare they utter his name in the same breath as River Pheonix. I can’t even

whatever, that gorilla was sexy AF

No. He’s been famous since shortly after hitting puberty and has probably never had sex with someone who’s not a fangirl or a sex worker and who’s likely to give feedback about his sexing abilities. He’s known to be an inconsiderate asshole. And he’s one of the laziest people on earth. There is 0% chance that Justin…

Only if I had herpes.

No. This is not the face of a man who reciprocates.

I know its ridiculous, I just texted her asking for a picture so if I get a response I’ll post it I promise.

And strumpets. Don’t forget filthy strumpets.

I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

I want to see this argument roll out in a current situation: "Well, yes officer, I did kidnap this person, but I have been treating them very well. Well, yes, they've been doing all my chores for me and sure, if dinner isn't on the table at 6 a beating is in order, but I put this roof over their head. Well, yes I do…

After the Nat Turner rebellion the slave owners made damn sure that the only bible passages the slaves heard were the ones about obedience, submission and how your time in heaven will be awesome once they've used up your life here on earth for their profit.

Good fucking gravy.

first baby: NORI!! and then she’ll marry Prince George and then we’ll get taken over by the British...

You should buy it and put it in your scrapbox for your future great grandchildren to puzzle over.

Also, I saw this joke on Twitter and I screamed. I can’t remember who made it so, I’m going to FatJew this situation.

Thanks to whoever posted this yesterday, here’s his campaign T Shirt

Kimberly. A shoelace neckline? And cargo pockets? WHY.

Jared Taylor of American Renaissance, meanwhile, speculates that Ted Cruz will actually be better about “standing up for whites:”