These plants called and they want their macrame hangers back from Kylie.

Marry FKA

Thisthisthis!! I am a renter, I don’t even pay a water bill, and I’m SO CAREFUL about my water usage, because it IS a zero-sum game and it might just run out, sooner than we’d like.

#droughtshaming

The hashtags are the most insufferable part.

Whitefish AND lox. Local bagel place special. Also has tomato, cucumber and red onion on it.

Pretty sure Mark’s lunch is drugs. Benefits of working from home I guess.

Parents are stupid. There is no way in hell a kid is eating goddamn falafel in a school lunchroom. He’s throwing that away and using the $5 he stole out of your purse to buy french fries and Little Debbie snack cakes.

“Unlike her contemporary Kylie Jenner, who opts for more high-fashion pieces, Malia dresses very much for her age,” Ms. Pieri said.

White people who are really fucking high and have a disposible amount of money but lack the sense that the gods gave oysters.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

Dick Tips

Well, what we’re seeing right now, we’re seeing Bible-believing Christians being persecuted for living according to their faith

The Confederate battle flag has never ever ever stood for protecting the American flag—not in any way, shape, or form; there are no facts from which this alleged symbolic relationship can be adduced.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

Each time I read a story like this, I donate to Planned Parenthood “In Honor” of some awful person. Last week, it was in honor of Bobby Jindal. The week before, it was in honor of “The Very Gross Duggar Family”. I guess it’s Ass Holeinson this week.

i gave up with ‘i don’t like vegetables’. i’m not even sure why i read that far.

Ferguson is 70% black and entirely controlled by white politicians and cops. This has everything to do with them trying to maintain their power as it slips away from them. Expect this kind of violent suppression efforts throughout the South as Latinos and Blacks explode demographically and demand political power (look…