I got 2/10 and I guessed on one of those.
I am not embarrassed by this.

I believe the reason the honorable judge allows it is that for some, shade is like breathing. See: Carey, Mariah. Unintentional shade is valid because it’s unrehearsed and it reveals the subconscious bias of the person in question.

Men are never happy. They want a woman who is good at sex but don’t want you to practice.

Those shoes are terrrrrible. Sorry, Jane.

Or take care of your own kids. What a novel idea!

Who is this? She looks vaguely familiar.

Two hours, hmmm? That’s enough time for a couple episodes of True Detective,

Outtakes are needed.

Also thank you for calling him Dr. Bashir. Not long ago I was watching GoT with some pals and made that joke and they were all too young to have seen DS9. It was so, so sad.

I know I’ve used it before...But!

Her new nickname at the zoo is Panyonce.

With running mate Suq Madiq. Under consideration for Secretary of State, Munchma Quchi.

Poor Nas, always the bridesmaid.

They’re not though! Everything is overpriced even at the “sale” price! And the “regular” price is ridiculous, it’s inflated by 40-50% over what any reasonable store would sell it at just so they can say it’s 25% off! I HATE KOHLS SO MUCH!!!!!!!

They’re subject to white-washing in Hollywood just like other WOC, so why not?

My husband and I met our last semester in college, dated for a year before moving in together, and dated for six years before getting married. Anyway, when I was helping him pack to move in together, I found a notebook where he’d written a letter to his ex-girlfriend that he never gave her. It was a beautiful letter.…

Personally I can’t talk about a few of my exes. Because when you invoke the name of a demon they tend to materialize out of thin air.