Was coming here to say I am ”Team Fresh Water”, too. I’m now ”Team Dry Land”.

“If an embryo is “not a person, what is it? Because if you left it alone, that’s the only thing it can become,” he said. “It can’t develop into a pony!”

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

You just proved several stereotypes us black folks have about white people: they don’t use washcloths and they do not shower everyday.

hmmmmmmm

this is great. would have been better 100 hours ago

Probably the first time I can ever remember being legitimately excited about a patch. This is going to make so many people happy.

Your comment:

THANK. GOD.

Ok, I watched the whole video. If, within the forthcoming weeks, I get attacked by Satan, Slenderman, or a Japanese ghost-girl in an attempt to murder me/ drag me to hell, I will sue.

What the hell kind of curse have I levied on my family by watching that video?

A Predator would never do that to a perfectly good skull. He’d cut the head off and collect it as a trophy. For shame!

Yep, Juli the clerk isn’t having her religious freedom restricted. No one is asking her to have a gay marriage. All she has to do is issue the licenses to other people and obey the US law. Isn’t this all covered under that “render unto Caesar” rationale? Do your goddamn job, Juli - fire up that printer and get to it!

I think he’ll be more fun when he is an ex-Prez. Obama is only truly free in moments like this, when he gets to unleash his emotions and speak. The presidency shackles him. And there is NO chance he pulls a Bush II and hides away doing crappy paintings. He’s going to do something, and it will be a blast.

I’m a white atheist, but I was sobbing by the end of that, hoping against hope that Rev. Pinckney and his flock found their heavenly reward.

“WaAaAah!!!! We have to start treating Gays & Lesbians like human beings! WaAaH!!!”

...but it is a game full of white people. And after playing Dragon Age Inquisition or any Bethesda title, it does kind of stick out how endlessly white The Witcher is in comparison. I love the game, but it is what it is.