This is how you comedy. +1

This. If HBO thinks that by simply allowing for a few ‘fucks’ and ‘shits’ to be added to the routine Simmons schtick his show will be successful, they will lose that bet.

Is this akin to ‘dey tuk r jobs!’? Because that has been working for thousands of years.

2. Don’t say your favorite Radiohead album is Kid A.

‘68 is the benchmark, and if you don’t believe it is...you’re too young. I almost want to see the Republicans undermine the Trump nomination just to see the aftermath.

There is always money and fame in pandering to the lowest common denominator.

I love Tom Brady. Don’t we all love Tom? Am I right? I love those weird half-circles too. Who doesn’t want to use half-circles? Am I right?

Okay, fair point. But (yup, here comes the ‘But’):

I feel the same way about you, and one can at least read satire in to my Kinja profile. Shit, I probably shouldn’t even qualify it. The throbbing masses need to see whatever preconceived notion they have in practice at all times. Like Tiger stiffing poor soldiers, that he used for self-validation of his toughness,…

You can interpret it any way you like, but that incident isn’t some religious text or an innocuous federal statute that has many sides of complexity. It’s a rich guy being a tightwad with guys he knows don’t have anywhere near the same economic means. The SEALS took time to ‘train’ with this guy, provided the…

See, I understand sarcasm and humor. These idiots above me on the Kinja, they don’t know anything. They don’t understand. They’re idiots.

Responded above, but there is a citation for drag-racing, also referred to as ‘exhibition of speed.’ Very subjective parameters, and often has significant penalties.

Did you not read the charges? Or is ‘drag-racing’ a term that you, and many, believe is used as slang? Serious question.