They keep saying that a manual is coming, but at this point in time Tool will release their next album before George RR Porsche will show us the manual 

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

From: Gordon McKenzie (g.mac@outlook.ca)

The lack of stoppage time was the biggest failure of this game. Both teams were desperate for a win. Those final five plus minutes that were taken away by the early whistle could have been the most dramatic so far in this tournament. I really believed we were going to see one more goal.

A good walk golf cart ruined.

I saw Canadian Soccer Pundits at SXSW a couple years ago. I think they opened for Dead Sara.

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

“Are you sure that’s a catch?”

If it doesn’t depreciate by 40% in the first three years, and replacement parts don’t cost three times the price of normal parts, then it’s not a luxury car.

Today, May 21st 2075, we bring to you a 2019 amorphous blob. These vehicles were bought by the truckload in the early 21st century, prior to the Great Collapse. This one was found in an air pocket under the collapsed rubble of what was once Pittsburgh. Due to this, it has been perfectly preserved from the ravages of…

When Tiger Woods won last month at Augusta, all the talking heads were saying it was the “greatest comeback in the history of sports”. The first I thought of was Niki. It will be a very long time if ever before we see someone go from last rights to the grid in six weeks to World Champion in a year.  Heroic stuff.

It’s only an issue getting onto the interstate, and if you know what you’re about it’s not really a problem.  Put it in third, floor it, hold it, hold it, hold it, meeerrr okay that slot was too small meeeeerge and fourth.

If they still sold a single cab long bed (I know you have the tooling over in Thailand Nissan, stop holding out on us!), they could have an entire market segment to themselves.

That said, let ‘em keep building this thing as it is for as long as is physically possible. It’s not like the 370Z or the Maxima or something…

I still regret not picking one up a decade ago when they were under 10k.

I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

I’m having a lawn dart tourney this afternoon if you wanna drop by.

In hindsight it’s pretty clear that Trump’s 2015 “I like people who don’t get caught” comment about McCain was a watershed moment for the GOP. Until that point, Trump had of course said a lot of horrible and stupid things, but he hadn’t really attacked and disgraced anything that the GOP held as absolute sacrosanct.

Steelers: We’re gonna go ahead and light our roster on fire.

I’ve been to both Arizona and D.C. during summer. That dry heat thing is bullshit my dude, the heat in Phoenix is every bit as cloying, incessant, and inescapable as it is in someplace awful like Orlando. During the day, the huge sprawl of concrete just absorbs a shitload of heat from the sun. Everything is painted…