Every gun is loaded.

Fuck off with this bullshit.

The grille and the colour make me it look like a Fallout mole rat:

I know it’s not what everyone else wants and the chances of it happening are pretty low at this point, but I would be really happy if Rockstar said fuck it, and made something entirely new. I love GTA and Red Dead, but it’s always just going to be bigger, better versions of the things we’ve seen before. At the very…

Nah, even that is too much. Lots of people out there who shouldn’t be having ANY kids. If it weren’t a human rights violation, I’d say give every man a reversible vasectomy and make them and their spouse pass a parental competency test before undoing it.

Call it the 737 MAGA edition and it will stay aloft by thoughts and prayers. Maybe.

It’s only appropriate, everyone knows that jaundiced yellow headlights are a symptom of kidney failure.

See, no one gave a flying fuck what the gender of your kid was people. 

Politicians have been lying in ads far longer than Facebook’s been around. It’s why they all have to tag their ads with “I’m Ron Mexico, and I approve this message” now.

“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to take several penalty kicks to the groin.”

 It’s also been rumored to be called the “Mach E,” which sounds like someone from Boston asking for “Marky.”

Actually it happened around 3 years ago when we somehow wound up electing a jackass for president.

The new color rush uniforms are weird

Word is, Keogh, Lawrence and Bennett ordered one last round of pints before they foolishly drove drunk. All three of the pints had a fly in the glass. I guess Bennett politely asked for a new pint. Lawrence apparently picked out the fly and kept began drinking. Bennett pulled out the fly by its wings and yelled “spit…

I keep getting calls in chinese. 

“You didn’t see any smallpox on the ground, because it isn’t there!”

Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country during which someone tosses you a bag with $100K in it at every stop.

That’s not how Ubisoft does things. They homogenize their titles. Like when Assassin’s Creed proved to be popular suddenly all of their titles became open-world. Now the next thing that Ubisoft is homogenizing all of their games around is incremental loot systems and this time the reason is obvious: monetization. You…

Tennis players, in particular, don’t struggle with frustration any more than other athletes, that’s why. Unless you think breaking bats, smashing helmets on the ground, fighting your coach on the sidelines, smashing water coolers, pushing the referee, kicking dirt on the plate, pulling out the bases and hurling them…