Ratan Tata, age 10: “Dad, one day we’ll be the bosses of all these British imperialists. You’ll see.”

the fact that this charlatan was literally shilling trump steaks on the campaign trail and this country was still dumb/racist enough to elect him shows that we, as a country, deserve every last bit of this trainwreck.

Can’t believe people are still out here doing the “Single Ladies” dance.

they are already full of Goff’s wounded ducks, sorry

The Pro Bowl should be the first pre-season game of the year at Canton (instead of the Hall-of-Fame game, which even fewer people care about) using the All-Pros from the previous year. Players who participate in it get a week to prepare for it instead of regular training camp, which means they’re not in that bullshit…

If we generously say the Bengals had a 50% chance to win any of 7 (independent) playoff games, then chances Lewis would go 0-7 is 0.8%. Maybe more realistically, even with an average of a 40% chance of winning any individual game, a 0-7 record is still 2.8%. This is just to say statistics are fun, and it is WAY…

I would like to be in a kayak when Nathan Peterman throws his first pass into McCovey Cove.

Meanwhile, Mexican Radio makes me wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana.

this is definitely KC’s year if fourth-quarter clock errors are going in Reid’s favor

“It sucks having to sit out and wait for my insulin” said Bell, ironically, by the first telephone.

I won’t!

We found him, it’s the one guy who uses “stanch” correctly! Get him!

According to the NFL: If you (admittedly) grope a woman, you get 3 games. If you smoke marijuana, you get 4 games. If you take PEDs, you get 4 games. If you are accused of hitting a woman, but no charges are filed and the head NFL investigator recommends no punishment after a lengthy investigation, you get 6 games. If…

Sergio Ramos’ favourite hockey player is Tom Wilson.

pictured: Her brother Max

This is what has driven me bananas about the Trump regime, and the Republican endorsement of it. Like, yea, his politics are atrocious. He’s a bully, an asshole, a traitor, a conman, a sexual predator, a hypocrite, a tax dodger, a draft dodger, etc etc.

Meanwhile, in the year 2052...

Guy looks like a local-access cable version of Newt Gingrich so I’m not surprised.

Rebekahzula Mercer: I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with nothing. So you’ve had to struggle and connive and claw your way to power. But true power, the divine right to rule, is something you’re born with. The truth is: they don’t know which one of us is going to be sitting down on that throne,…