A related and equally depressing point is that the kind of people who take this stuff quasi-seriously don’t even *care* that much about it. They’re not going to check back in a month or two and be like “why are the Seahawks still in the NFL?” while anxiously awaiting Sean Hannity to report on the latest developments…

There are rules, Mosca! If you’re in public and the anthem plays, you drop everything and stand. Unless you see that the beer line finally cleared up, and this is your best time to grab a cold one. Then you get that ice cold refreshment that only Budweiser can provide. I believe they still have the flag on the bottle,…

The second half of this game was my first experience with Romo’s announcing. I knew he was internet famous for predicting plays, and that was neat, but I was not prepared for the joy of listening to Romo absolutely take apart Andy Dalton from the booth. There was one drive where Dalton refused to check to passes…

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.