The formal education is nonsense propaganda from colleges.  Ask anyone other than a doctor or lawyer if they went to school for the job they currently have and you'll find 99% of the time one had nothing to do with the other.

Today, May 21st 2075, we bring to you a 2019 amorphous blob. These vehicles were bought by the truckload in the early 21st century, prior to the Great Collapse. This one was found in an air pocket under the collapsed rubble of what was once Pittsburgh. Due to this, it has been perfectly preserved from the ravages of…

When Tiger Woods won last month at Augusta, all the talking heads were saying it was the “greatest comeback in the history of sports”. The first I thought of was Niki. It will be a very long time if ever before we see someone go from last rights to the grid in six weeks to World Champion in a year.  Heroic stuff.

It’s only an issue getting onto the interstate, and if you know what you’re about it’s not really a problem.  Put it in third, floor it, hold it, hold it, hold it, meeerrr okay that slot was too small meeeeerge and fourth.

Trying to keep the smirk off my face whilst waiting patiently for my obliviously celebratory friends to experience the unexpectedly abrupt end to a seemingly ordinary wedding. Their shrieking, mournful howls of disbelief and outrage delighted me to a degree that is probably not altogether healthy. 

Naw man, disliking this scene doesn’t make you a violent misogynist. You can be pro representation of women and female empowerment in mass market superhero films and think that this scene felt forced and pandering and a little gross. It was almost as if they felt they needed to have something for their female…

If they still sold a single cab long bed (I know you have the tooling over in Thailand Nissan, stop holding out on us!), they could have an entire market segment to themselves.

That said, let ‘em keep building this thing as it is for as long as is physically possible. It’s not like the 370Z or the Maxima or something…

I still regret not picking one up a decade ago when they were under 10k.

I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

I’m having a lawn dart tourney this afternoon if you wanna drop by.

In hindsight it’s pretty clear that Trump’s 2015 “I like people who don’t get caught” comment about McCain was a watershed moment for the GOP. Until that point, Trump had of course said a lot of horrible and stupid things, but he hadn’t really attacked and disgraced anything that the GOP held as absolute sacrosanct.

Steelers: We’re gonna go ahead and light our roster on fire.

I’ve been to both Arizona and D.C. during summer. That dry heat thing is bullshit my dude, the heat in Phoenix is every bit as cloying, incessant, and inescapable as it is in someplace awful like Orlando. During the day, the huge sprawl of concrete just absorbs a shitload of heat from the sun. Everything is painted…

Ratan Tata, age 10: “Dad, one day we’ll be the bosses of all these British imperialists. You’ll see.”

the fact that this charlatan was literally shilling trump steaks on the campaign trail and this country was still dumb/racist enough to elect him shows that we, as a country, deserve every last bit of this trainwreck.

Can’t believe people are still out here doing the “Single Ladies” dance.

they are already full of Goff’s wounded ducks, sorry

The Pro Bowl should be the first pre-season game of the year at Canton (instead of the Hall-of-Fame game, which even fewer people care about) using the All-Pros from the previous year. Players who participate in it get a week to prepare for it instead of regular training camp, which means they’re not in that bullshit…

McConnell is reaching “needs to be put up against a wall” levels of outright damage to his own country. Trump is just a moron. An evil moron with too much power, but a moron. McConnell is the real pure, unadulterated evil here.

If we generously say the Bengals had a 50% chance to win any of 7 (independent) playoff games, then chances Lewis would go 0-7 is 0.8%. Maybe more realistically, even with an average of a 40% chance of winning any individual game, a 0-7 record is still 2.8%. This is just to say statistics are fun, and it is WAY…