I would like to be in a kayak when Nathan Peterman throws his first pass into McCovey Cove.

I have this vision of Starman and the Tesla landing on some random planet inhabited by lesser developed intelligent lifeforms (think Earth 3000-4000 years ago) in a few million years. 

Meanwhile, Mexican Radio makes me wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana.

this is definitely KC’s year if fourth-quarter clock errors are going in Reid’s favor

“It sucks having to sit out and wait for my insulin” said Bell, ironically, by the first telephone.

I won’t!

We found him, it’s the one guy who uses “stanch” correctly! Get him!

Most of the media (blogs, news, and otherwise) likes to pretend Seattle doesn’t exist but there are dozens of us and we’re cold as fuck.

According to the NFL: If you (admittedly) grope a woman, you get 3 games. If you smoke marijuana, you get 4 games. If you take PEDs, you get 4 games. If you are accused of hitting a woman, but no charges are filed and the head NFL investigator recommends no punishment after a lengthy investigation, you get 6 games. If…

Sergio Ramos’ favourite hockey player is Tom Wilson.

So the agent looked at the manager, and said, “That’s a great act, but what do you call it?” To which the manager responded, “The Master Race!”

pictured: Her brother Max

This is what has driven me bananas about the Trump regime, and the Republican endorsement of it. Like, yea, his politics are atrocious. He’s a bully, an asshole, a traitor, a conman, a sexual predator, a hypocrite, a tax dodger, a draft dodger, etc etc.

Meanwhile, in the year 2052...

Guy looks like a local-access cable version of Newt Gingrich so I’m not surprised.

Rebekahzula Mercer: I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with nothing. So you’ve had to struggle and connive and claw your way to power. But true power, the divine right to rule, is something you’re born with. The truth is: they don’t know which one of us is going to be sitting down on that throne,…

A related and equally depressing point is that the kind of people who take this stuff quasi-seriously don’t even *care* that much about it. They’re not going to check back in a month or two and be like “why are the Seahawks still in the NFL?” while anxiously awaiting Sean Hannity to report on the latest developments…

There are rules, Mosca! If you’re in public and the anthem plays, you drop everything and stand. Unless you see that the beer line finally cleared up, and this is your best time to grab a cold one. Then you get that ice cold refreshment that only Budweiser can provide. I believe they still have the flag on the bottle,…

The second half of this game was my first experience with Romo’s announcing. I knew he was internet famous for predicting plays, and that was neat, but I was not prepared for the joy of listening to Romo absolutely take apart Andy Dalton from the booth. There was one drive where Dalton refused to check to passes…