That’s a good sports highlight considering what’s on TV tonight.  Thank you.

edit: double post! ...He’s a dingus!

He would be literally the shittiest and most lame James Bond villain of all time.

Clark’s a big proponent of the long ball

Jim Nantz: “Next on CBS: The number one new show! Except on the West Coast. It’s Tony Romo’s One Shining Moment! Followed by TV’s other number one new show... [placeholder insert generic CBS sitcom/murder mystery].  Only on CBS.”

Guys, GUYS.... I’m starting to think this Trump guy is... not stable or Presidential!!!

Dear, Ask Drew....

Today was a good day to listen to Self Portrait

Fingers crossed that it’s a movie about MAX REBO in a battle-of-the-bands/Purple Rain/Krush Groove/Footloose situation.  It’s meant to be!

Um, no sir, the town of Sumshitte is that way.

Previous Kinda post update: [maniacal laugh]

Chris Jones’s right arm/us Chiefs fans in general/2001 Oakland Raiders fans/your blood pressure/The World:

It’s staged.  You know he did that on purpose to own the libs and/or to distract us with some more stupid bullshit.

Ray Lewis: “These athletes in today’s game, they’re killing the joy in its name and walking away with no shame!!!!”

What’s going to happen when the Dolphins draft him and they can’t protect him and he has no one to throw to?

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

The best NBA fans stand up and freak the fuck out in row 48 in anticipation of a routine dunk, and then.... nah.... it didn’t happen!

Robert Kraft: “Tonight, we are all sex offenders!!!!”

C’mon guys, he Barley meant it.