miseryinmissouri
Formerly known as "Misery In Missouri"
miseryinmissouri

I remember seeing the trailer for EEAAO this time last year and thinking like Swiss Army Man, it would be a neat weirdo movie that would be seen by 5 people and live as a cult classic

Change your mind? Why? You're absolutely right.

Nah, pretty much accurate

“Rebel Moon will hit Netflix on December 22.”

Change My Mind: Snyder’s best film is the 2004 Dawn of the Dead, and that’s a B.

When they started to release info on the plot I started to the think that this is just a big budget version of “Battle Beyond the Stars” 

Well you know, it only makes sense if you see the Rebel Moon part three extended cut.

hack snyder and his army of bots will guarante a fresh rating for this ”””movie”””

I mean, this makes sense because Snyder just cannot make a two hour long film. Producers will tell him “Make this film two hours” and he will make a four fucking hour long film and have to cut it down so that it makes no sense. So, hey, why not just make two movies?

This will be awful.

Has it been confirmed or is that still a guess? Corey Stoll was terribly underused as Yellowjacket, if he’s back I hope he gets more to do.

It will be nice to see this phase get some legitimate direction with stakes being raised.

They are laying on the “Scott Lang will perish” vibes pretty thick.... which makes me wonder if it’s Cassie or Hope who will forever die instead.

I just hope they give more to Majors than what he got in loki, because honestly I’m almost done with the mcu. Nothing in phase 4 really grabbed me, but this at least looks cool.

who is this again, i forgot?

Can we all vote and just get rid of julia fox? 

Man with pregnancy/breeding fetish who only views women around him as vessels for his sperm supports anti-abortion party.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Hip

With his return to acting, I just hope we see Ke Huy Quan in Indy 5. 

At this point we can only presume that Miller’s continued ability to foil law enforcement is due to the critical weakness of the bloated and intrusive post-9/11 global surveillance apparatus run by the United States being the same as much of the internet, a complete inability to cope with non-binary identity and