[sees your Gritty avatar]

Can’t wait to hear what Bob McNair has to say about this one!

Photographed in public for the first time without their make-up:

I’m sure that decision was a sometimes slick, but mostly hard one to pick on, and pick out.

The Tesseract!

But seriously, Jason Witten is comparable to Abraham Lincoln when put against somebody like Phil Simms.

Steelers kicker Chris Boswell: [red-faced]

Holy shit, those end-zone lounge chairs are something else.

+1 Staph email

This ruckus in Buffalo is severely lacking in tables, chokeslams, and dildos. 

+2 Crocs

Should’ve happened to this leg, instead.

Cheers to the ESPN intern and/or hot take sports guy who took your idea

Gruden face level:

ESPN: “Quick! To the Booger Mobile!”

Dad: “You should’ve been a Diver!”

You are the good banner. Yes you are!

Paxton Lynch: [loses job]

Great catch on your part! Not a great catch on his part. What a doofus.