Much like the Bartman play, this freeze frame is very The Last Supper-esque.

I used to count how many times Phil Simms would emphasize the words “OUTSIIIIIIDE” or “INSAAAAIIIDE”. He would say it at least 40 times a game.

Seriously, jokes aside, the alternate audio feeds are fantastic.

Well, ain’t that a club to the face!

He’s fucking awesome. What have we done to deserve this unlimited optimism?

Possum: [Paid PSL/“Possum Seat License”]

The Pepsi Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show Starring CBS’ Star of CBS’ Number One* Show NCIS: Los Angeles,

Every season with these assholes is what I imagine it’s like binge-watching every episode of MacGyver. You know exactly what the fuck they’re going to do, and we’re all just numb to it.

Reminder: This will somehow not be the dumbest thing posted on twitter this week.

Jets fans: [BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!]

These two shitheads were born for each other.

Ah! So he has met with LaVar Ball, already.

Philly Phanatic: [ponders new, efficient and fast way to groom his pubes]

I’ve seen it in restaurants before a big playoff game. They’re very dedicated, considering almost every human being is incredibly rude and ravenous when they have food in front of their face from a server.

His jaw looks like it’s been punched several times to the left side in his lifetime.

“Well that’s just disrespectful! They should know better!”

How about Academy Award for Best Picture Running Under 90 Minutes?

Ohtani and Trout are stuck in purgatory.

BAMBI by PRINCE

or: Mike Pence secretly turning on the TV late at night and putting it on mute.