miseryinmissouri
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Answer: “Rex and/or Rob Ryan”

Mariah Carey: [“Just don’t get any better!”]

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Prince and the Revolution NYE 1987. Miles Davis shows up to jam around 56 min mark. This whole show is fantastic, of course.

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Deadspin is a Cardinals numbers/piggy poop balls/Oddible McDowell’s water bill/insane Russian drivers/bears/Virgilbag/Bills fans website that is also right in knowing that Trump is an undercooked grilled cheese sandwich with corn silk on his head (holler, foodspin) and is a very bad human being.

My money is still on him resigning in the next two years after getting bored with having to read things placed in front of him, and sick of actually working for a living.

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

Stock photos of Bud Selig are so great. I wish the HOF could add a cupped hand to the ear for him on his plaque.

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And holy shit, I didn’t know there was a video. But this video for “Here in Spirit” is fantastic.

I think Gruden is more like Ellis from “Die Hard”. Smooth talking, great on camera, then starts to put his foot in his mouth and not really live up to what he accomplished before in his career.

Everybody, let’s all feel old when I say it’s been almost 8 years since Gruden was fired from Tampa Bay.

“Can you repeat that?”

oh my.

Casey Affleck fucking rules.

There are enough of us KC/Lawrence area Deadspin commenters for us all to start our own Deadspin branch. It would be home to BBQ Foodspin and fresh Cardinals burns. We can all talk about the shitty weather patterns.

I’m sure Real Madrid will wind up winning the final after Bale scores the winner in the 89th minute, and Ronaldo, after having played sparingly, will proceed to rip his shirt off and pose for the camera and act like it was all him. Same ol’, same old.