Need to mail this off to Arrowhead before the post office gets too busy.

These referees and players would fit into MLS just fine. Especially the referees.

I hope your friend stays safe! Seriously!

So that leaves the White House Press Secretary position down to Omarosa or Matt Drudge, right?

Don’t you mean Prince Rebus?

Goddamnit.

I’m sure we will. But I’m sure at least one household somewhere in America will be subject to:

Raise your hand if you’re also going to get caught in awkward Thanksgiving dinner conversations!

I’m sure Trump can’t wait to host the Cubs at the White House next year and drone on about how they were such losers but now they’re winning, it’s tremendous folks.

His body language in these pics prove that he didn’t even want to win in the first place.

Only on the next episode of Catching Kelce!

Please confirm to us that he is THE BIG BOY.

HOLY SHIT. EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW. Even if this is one of those “Jeter in Butt Land” stories or the truest of all true stories, please follow up!

I can only relate on one of those, but buddy, holy shit. The payoff was worth it!

Hell yeah. I’ve been waiting for some “YEAH JEETS”-esque stories about these shit buckets.

+1 Soy Bomb

Cheers to your Cubbies! Can we have Zobrist back? Puhleaase?

Any way to avoid the Water Temple is a fantastic idea! Holy shit, was that frustrating playing as a kid.