You’re right. Also, I approve of your kinja name. We can relate.

Drudge Report, however... and obviously not surprising since it’s like a whole new planet full of right wing nutbags... thinks Trump won. Because of course his site visitors think life is just grand.

Definitely thought that was Tim Kaine at first.

I had never put it all together to realize that he had called “The Catch” for the Cowboys/49ers NFC Championship on CBS in 1981. Awesome. He’s the voice of sports.

(WO7CH3R HARRY)

No bodyguard(s)? Or did they just let it happen?

+1 good Burger Kinja

It’s funny how much Lindsey Graham wants to distance himself from Donald Trump, yet he still echoes the same talking points.

Confused football fan: “That’s a good starting XI”

Say you’re Mark Davis and you move the Raiders to Vegas, but Roger Goodell forces you to change the team’s name because Oakland sues to keep the team’s history. What name would you choose?

Obligatory Simpsons kinja reference, 9/14/16

Ooh yeah!

“A Dubstep is the best way to evade a tackler!”

Meanwhile...

He’s halfway to a complete meltdown.

I’m sorry I can’t hear you. I’m engulfed in faux rage over a football game. Please try again later.

Meanwhile the Chiefs are getting fucking fisted right now gaaahhhhh argghbdkdonrjriwyyfurigj!!!!!!

Football is on the same night. Trump does the debates? Y or N?

Jay Cutler: [takes a knee, still somehow throws an Interception]

Donald Trump, (former) sports baby.