Goodell just suspended you 5 games!

+1 failed advance from Roger Ailes.

My hope is for Marshawn Lynch to do an annual Super Bowl segment for Conan from now on.

hmm, Bears?

I once had Boomer Grigsby sign a ball for me at one of the open practices back in 06 or 07?. Then he handed it off to Larry Johnson, facing him while he did it, and LJ signed it. Then Larry Johnson handed it BACK to Boomer. Boomer signed the same ball AGAIN, not knowing at all that he just passed that ball off and…

Oh boy, I just can’t wait to hate myself for reluctantly looking at Drudge Report tomorrow morning.

I’ve never heard of Out of the Park Baseball until now, but thank you. I think I’ll check it out. Sounds sweet. Finally I can truly finish the 9th inning of game 7 of the 2014 WS.

You got what I neeeeeeed!

Everybody should check out No No: A Dockumentary if they haven’t already. Also I couldn’t get my phone to post this gif properly.

Dock Ellis, 1971 World Series champion.

Posted today.

Glad you’re at Deadspin now, Ashley! Now, give us a story on second division Italian football, bad Russian drivers, or Bears.

NFL trivia: The last time an LA resident got pissed off about what a man wearing Chiefs gear did to him? OJ Simpson and Marcus Allen.

+ Fore!

[Roger Goodell]: “SHAME!”

“Lochte him up!!!”

Keep on keepin’ on!

+1 for ol’ time’s sake.

Thanks for the refresher on that article! Also, thanks for this photo evidence of Phelps possibly/allegedly/Trump-sources-assumed he was at an Arcade Fire concert.