miseryinmissouri
Formerly known as "Misery In Missouri"
miseryinmissouri

God, I hope we get to find out what Ray Lewis said to him on the phone after the race.

That wouldn’t be.... Nice.

Chicago Dessert Hawks

The Dong of Life

+11 runs in Game 7

Hey! Use it for the “Cardinals lost their 50th game” post, then!

When it comes into the stands, you votto keep an eye on the ball!

“I can’t wait to tune in!”

One time I went to a Minnesota Twins @ Kansas City Royals game (shocker, I know!), and witnessed a grown man wearing a jersey of the then-San Diego Chargers’ LaDanian Tomlinson, walking into the stadium. This was at a baseball game in Kansas City, Missouri. He was also wearing a backwards New York Yankees hat.

Wait for the price to be cut in half.

Hurry! There’s only a few left!

Can we cast re-votes for Biggest Sports Baby?

“Goddamnit, that’s not how you say it!”

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I’ll forever miss Amy. I’m think she had the best voice, and unique songs to go with it, from the past 20 years.

Arm wrestle for it?

Wow, that Deadspin Award really got to their heads!

Koffing must be hanging out with the cool kids smoking reefer behind the school.

I remember watching a bit of one of Ross Perot’s crazy ass speeches on TV back then, around 5yo, where Perot bought up like 30 minutes of airtime. I remember asking my parents, “This guy wants to be President?!” They thought that was great. No they didn’t vote for him but they just watched his televised weirdness,

Ah yes. The Relevant. That was a good movie from last year.