Needs more bath salts and gators.

Peter Gammons should teach Chris Broussard how to tweet.

Guys, you’ve hurt Jay Cutler’s feelings again.

Whitley and Cheslor are the perfect aristocratic and most forever Royal names.

Watching Kendrys Morales, our DH/big man with a literally screwed-up ankle, playing right field was also pretty great.

Promotion: First 10,000 Rockies fans get Dingers on their cars!

Hey good thing that ball wainwright above that bird.

Worst use of a promotional KC Monarchs fedora. Hope they’re OK, though! Yeeesh!

Uh oh! We’re gonna run out of Mitch Hedberg jokes soon!

Some groovy Style Council for a hot-as-fuck summer night.

It would’ve been great if they just used “I Want a New Drug” as the theme song of the new film. It’s like meta-commentary on ‘hey, here’s something new!’ and also ‘yeah, this song was totally plagiarized.’

Where’s the link to You Wouldn’t Believe The Top 38 Ways To Fake A Press Pass via Bleacher Report?

Ah yes. I remember Ray Farmer’s days on the Chiefs’ staff and his quote to Casey Printers after cutting him on Hard Knocks, “How am I supposed to make chicken salad out of chicken shit?!”

Republican National Convention begins in 4 weeks.

Go Sporting KC! (and SP Rangers)

Thanks! I can also spell Boobless on a calculator.

O£¥MPI₵$, dawg

Surely she’s talking about how George R.R. Martin is intentionally holding onto The Winds of Winter in order for HBO to get more money and hold onto their strong ratings.