Write-in:

I know USOC matches attract smaller crowds, but goddamn it must’ve been Chivas USA Attendance Appreciation night in Carson.

By September, I’m sure FS1 will shorten the show by about 60 minutes.

Old-time NFL Films songs are always cheesy awful/goodness. I’m mainly just sharing this Youtube clip because of the unique attempt of drawing the Chiefs’ logo.

I felt the same, but encountered my first this past week by way of a poorly-worded bootleg bumper sticker. Living in a swing state (MO) and working in the red state (KS), I've figured they would be everywhere for me.

Soy Bomb 2016

iPhone ‘ding’ed,

[Roger Goodell]: “FOUR GAMES!!!!!!!!”

I’m sure most of us were introduced to the guy’s clips because of Kazaa and Youtube links passed around through college dorms.

My wife is in a coma!

What every anonymous shit-talking Kinja burner strives so hard to be, and wind up sounding like George Costanza and his “jerk store" burn.

Great fighter, obviously. But his trash talk is what everybody will strive to match up with, and fail miserably.

I still think about that every time Gordon gets on base, especially 3rd.

Try typing with two hands next time.

+1 case of Hemorrhoids

YEAH JEETS

I hope Drake has both his Raptors and Thunder merch washed and ready to wear.

1 punch thrown = 1 more stalled stadium plan.