Totally flipped his bat, amirite?!

Anybody who's been to an MLS match can agree that at least 99% of MLS officials would make the same dumb call.

Jesus, it’s so bright it’s making me sneeze!

Originating from the unaware older folks from Sixteen Candles, of course.

Hey now. Some stories that show up on Outside the Lines are really damn good. I just think the network has held Bob Ley prisoner for decades from moving on to a real legit news network. But yes, PTI is the best.

Modern Day Alternative: Help him up, then steal foul ball and keep it away from small child.

Jamoke artist!

“Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”

“Finally somebody to take up my mantle as a night vigilante.”

You should’ve chose to play football all those years ago, Dee Gordon!

Don Garber: [awards franchise to Good Soccer Dog]

[Clueless older man/Coach:] “Wow, you’re seventeen? Well, at least that’s what you said.”

That major penalty->fight->throwing shit on the ice->delay of game

Broncos at Chiefs on Christmas night will be good. I’ll be there. Hopefully Andy Reid will get a wristwatch from Santa this year because gaaahhh asdfghjkl$@^#%!!!!

Nobody knows you when you’re brown and out.

THIS MANDIBLE CLAW BROUGHT TO YOU BY MILLER LITE!

Late Night Conan was the best. Damn.

Fuck yeah. Go Baseball. Go Royals. Cheers to all.