This is just the best.

+1 = +1 more month to wait.

No mention of Sicario among best picture nominees? Get out of here.

His strike zone was fucking strange, for both teams. He may have been the one who accounted for all the Rogers Centre’s 500 level beers. Oh well, on to tomorrow. Hell of a series so far.

You know what keeps our fountains running? Tears.

Of course. Our very own Rover here in K.C.

Yes. Go Royals! Here’s to another great Yostseason, good and hopefully not horribly bad. This is it!

Way to go, Expos!

These guys were just blowing off some Steam

Can we get an official Deadspin Jim Tom-sell-a ____ generator?

+1

I remember back when MTV used to show music videos about crying!

Kelce’s “fuck it, it’s preseason” flop > Cassel’s “hey guys, can I be part of the team too!?” flop

Eh, they’ll be ok. The Chiefs are guaranteed at least one mention during the Super Bowl 50 broadcast and the anniversary of the first game. You know, when they lost. Go Chiefs!

LOVIN’ IT. What a monster Cueto truly is. Also, Sluggerrr hasn’t been this relaxed in years.

Taking bets on which currently active athlete will be first to suffer injury because of one of these. *Floyd Mayweather*

Now that’s some good Coke!

I wish you would step back from that hot take, my friend.

Why the fuck is it called Teen Mom 2 when this has been on forever? This is like getting all riled up about how the Rambo movies have different titles. Continuity, goddamnit!

If that dog’s name is Sports, I guess that’s some good Sports news.