That’s the Conan on TBS budget. I miss the days where the Conan on NBC budget included Joel Godard and/or Abraham Lincoln and/or Pimpbot 5000.

And I didn’t think anything would top the uneasiness from seeing that shotgun-blast-to-the-dick wound earlier in the episode. Oof! Hell of a cliffhanger.

Adam Silver: “...the New York Knicks select Kristaps Porzingis...”

Mel Kiper, Jr.: [overjoyed]

I really wish they played it during the 7th inning stretch at Kauffman as a rally cry.

I also nominate Derrick Thomas’ meltdown vs Shannon Sharpe, November 16, 1998, on MNF. I can’t find video, but here’s a description. Broncos and Chiefs fans should remember it.

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Seconded.

May I remind fellow AL voters: You can take away our players but you can’t take away our Yost!

And I say that with extreme pride and nervousness.

+1 Bravo

This is the best Chicago/Stanley Cup highlight reel I’ve seen all night.

Good job, bottle

I liked the show, but goddamn I really wanted reach into the TV screen and punch Foggy in the throat every time he showed up. Vincent D’Onofrio kept that season alive for me

I think so. I can only hope that in Qatar, the workers and especially the big wigs who took the money, are hearing this news right about now and collectively exclaiming, “Oh, shit! They did it!”

“Fuck yeah”

- Billy Haisley, finally liking something the U.S. does about soccer.

He’s discussing the ol’ Here Comes Your Man-on-Man defensive scheme, originated by (the) Pixies.

Great attempt on your version of a Mad Max movie, Kanye.

“[All of the above]”

That “goddamnit!!” at 0:34 was actually Jeffrey Loria wishing the game could’ve finished already so he could’ve fired Redmond even faster.

Nah. Twins sure do need the help right now, though, right?

How’s third grade this year, buddy?