I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

As a Canadian I find the thought that cold air will make you healthy quite funny.

Normally if I want ice cold air blasted my way I just ask my wife a question.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

Plenty of blame to go around.

Living in a NYC Dive Bar bathroom is the most hipster living situation possible.

Joanna Rothkopf

WHO needs to look it up? Spelling counts.

This one comment is better than the entire post. I love you.

This is flying over so many heads. Well done.

I may have read this in Gordon Ramsey’s voice.

Good work.

This is magnificent.

I like you. Keep writing things.

Which is too bad, because you missed the rest of a stupendously funny post.

Same rules as almost anything: Make eye contact when you talk and smile a lot. Don’t be a dick. Say thank you.

This is the way to go. A few years ago my girlfriend and I were able to score reservations to the French Laundry. We are by no means high rollers and I don’t think I’ve ever been to a place half a nice. We weren’t intimidated by all the nice stuff, and when something we were completely unfamiliar with presented…

- “Just act like you’re supposed to be there.”

You’re lost often, aren’t you?

What if some of them are reversible?