How did failed parenting become Amazon’s (or any other app store’s) problem? Oh right, most don’t believe in personal responsibility anymore. Never mind.

Once again shielding people from the consequences of their stupidity. Great!

Yeah, I think this is a slippery call, even when Apple and Google had to do it too. It’s removing responsibility from the parents, and perpetuating inept parenting .

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

He’ll always be the VP.....of our hearts.

And can Michelle Obama just stay FLOTUS? She is the perfect First Lady.

Amen to that. Can Joe just keep being VP? I’d let him be VP for the next forever.

I am going to miss this presidential team so very, very much.

I went to school with kids like Ted Cruz. Yes, nobody liked him in reality, but in his own world he was BMOC because he decided to see his classmates’ avoidance as quiet, kow-towing respect.

Ted Cruz as the kid nobody liked in school is the most apt description of him I've ever read.

I know! I just wish there were at least one candidate who wasn’t thoroughly repulsive. Someone you disagreed with, but could ultimately respect. Those days are long gone, and I want to move to Finland.

There’s a part of me that almost hopes that he actually would become president because then he wouldn’t be governor of Ohio anymore.

Thanks! I work with people like him. It’s amazing how people from other departments like to describe my job to me and I’m all “Yep, yep..... yep........ I KNOW”.

The man even sucks at cheating on his diet! Fucking spumoni?!

“People say I talk about spumoni too much and that I’m condescending. (Spumoni is italian ice cream and condescending means I talk down to others.)” - John Kasich

Not to mention: Dude, that’s not even how that works.

His budgetary focus seems very Spumoni- centric.

Ugh, what smarmy condescending ass. Fucking hell, every single GOP option is completely awful.