I don’t know what kind of person gets an Aventador in matte brown, but I want to be best friends with them.

Great breakdown. I watched the episode last night and I was SO rooting for Effie and felt uncomfortable on her behalf. Especially when she emphasized on coming from a place “with love in my heart”, like she knew immediately she had to explicitly say it for fear she’d be written off as the angry black woman otherwise.…

I. Fucking. Hate. Manslpaining.

theres something about this photo that makes this whole thing extra....something.

Something tells me Aran is going to do just fine without this internship. Actually, Facebook probably would have just held him back from his true potential.

This doesn’t add up. You say they are adults, but he seems to be wearing a headband of some sort.

oh god i am like, wheezing in terror.

Wow, I've never seen anybody touch the third rail and mind the gap at the same time.

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I remember making out with my first serious girlfriend between the cars on the L in Chicago. Magic.

If it had been just a couple of stops underground I’d be like “eh, whatever" but across the bridge? Fuck no.

I generally rate how stupid things are on how much I don’t want to be found dead doing them, and how likely I am to die doing it.

I don’t understand all these extracurricular activities on the subway nowadays. Making out, eating a stinky five course meal, drunken singing, non-drunken singing, whipping out of dicks. As an AMERICAN it is your duty to sit or stand there quietly, stare into space and pray that the power doesn’t go out before you get…

Reminds me of that group date I went on:

Did you miss the part where the article is about why iTunes is dead to him?

iTunes is dead? Thank God. That shitty program used so much memory on my laptops that I’m pretty sure I’d have trouble running Paint with it on.

Jerk? Or hero who saved us from Skynet?

“What, you think you’re better than me? Fuckin’ robot with your computer brain and shit. Take THAT! And THAT! Who’s cryin’ now, huh? BOOP, BEEP, BOOP, BEEP. FUCK YOU!”