Note: not a Seahawks fan, even a little bit.

This is super tragic. Is anyone really so privileged and stupid that they think they can show up unannounced with a party of 60 to any establishment, expect all separate tabs, bring as little cash as possible, and also get uncomfortable when their massive presence inevitably becomes something for others to gawk at?

I…

$40 bucks is her advised amount? I guess her friends are leaving after an hour.

Emma seems cool. The author of the email seems like someone who wouldn't have 6 friends, not a chance 60!

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Generic red polo tucked into some black Sonoma slacks? He's practically begging for it!

I mean yeah that's pretty shitty, but look what the trainer is wearing.

"Terrific!"

Wilfork was disappointed to discover that there was no apple filling inside of the turnover

'MURICA

"A music minister who works with NASCAR, Richard Sniffen, was called by Driscoll on the night of the attack."

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

Goddamn. Joseph Randle just can't catch a break.

J-Mart might be good, but he's got a way to go to be the King of Whomp:

"Oh, you mean 'Nail Salon'?"

He's not the first curry to induce offensive runs.

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

I knew this had to be the Alamo Drafthouse. They are the best.