You cannot compare these two situations. Newtown was perpetrated by a single, disturbed individual. This attack was perpetrated by multiple, perfectly sane religious zealots, intent on imposing a specific way of life on others and on revenge. I in no way believe that the Taliban represents Islam or Muslim people, but…

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

The vagina according to the religious is only a one way street.

Hunters can shoot cyclists, though.

On the plus side, if a runner does get shot at least they get one of those 30.06 stickers.

Cory efferson.

DID YOU GUYS PLAN THIS.

There is no limit to how much more I would respect the institution of the British monarchy if they determined their King/Queen via dunk contest.

Passive (a)ggressive use of 'haha'(,) or 'lol'(,) at the end of a paragraph that wasn't intended as humor(,) is this generations answer to using proper grammar.

ESPN and Jay Glazer need to stop and think about their actions. In my experience, Little People don't like to be scooped, plucked, or picked up at all, no matter how you phrase it. It's demeaning.

Brilliant trolling effort. He knew Griffen wouldn't retaliate.

There goes Doug again, always Creighton problems.

It would probably be less of an everyday topic if morons weren't actively campaigning to have it taught in schools as a "possibility" with equal merit as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

Brian Scalabrine was typically a bit easier to defend.

"Vanilla Shake" was just sitting right there for him to use. I prefer strawberry, myself.

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

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