All joking aside, Luigi’s death stare is fucking terrifying.

They do that all the time. Look at any defense authorization bill.

Never forget:

It was pretty easy to tell that Dwight’s head just wasn’t in the game last night. Hopefully, he’ll feel better today, once he gets confirmation that all those Mother’s Day cards reached their intended destinations.

I also think it’s really fucked up that Chip keeps saying Sam Bradford is prone to injunry.

Seems like most teams would prefer a defensive end who is comfortable on the edge.

I think the next paragraph is even better...

Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

the gif of the girl celebrating is worth the price of admission alone.

Ray Allen’s three against the Spurs in Game 6 of 2013 NBA Finals.

Anthony Bennett, imitating Blake Griffin, imitating Austin Rivers

steady crippin it

"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "

Julien Edelman bailed rather quickly as he grew tired of being asked to give some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies.

"HAHAHAHA"

I'm just asking ... how can a collision with a 5'10" CB take down a 6'4" receiver who was drafted explicitly to take hits like that? And, how did the first responding teammates get there so quickly, almost before the play was completed? I mean, I'm not saying I know for sure ... but, if the world demonizes the…

"I'm Rob Lowe and I have DirecTV"

You think one UFC fighter can beat both them at the same time? I think the glare off of your Affliction shirt has ruined your eyesight.

Mayweather had plans to attend the game. Pacquiao was just there to Tagalog.