Having an orgasm can also temporarily relieve sinus pressure. It's my go-to cold remedy.

Did he ask them to cut the jacket so that he could smuggle a watermelon? Terrible fit.

$1,000 says his fantasy team's name is "Chloroform Tackle"

People really need to chill out with this shit. Eventually it's gonna be another crazy person and we'll have another Monica Seles situation oh god nobody on that pitch looks old enough to have remembered that aghhghghghg

All you need to know about Marketing: You figure out who you want to sell to, and then you determine what it is that will get them to buy.

agreed. I think whoopi is basically saying that no one regardless of sex should hit someone and not expect to get hit back. I don't know if the fiancée hit first in this instance or what but even if she did the retaliation seems disproportionate so not defending the footballer. But just because you're a womon does not…

No she isn't. She said you shouldn't physically abuse people who are stronger than you and expect them to sit and take it.

To quote President Bartlett: "What is the virtue of a proportional response?"

So if someone assaults you like say, Solange, you don't have the right to defend yourself strictly because your attacker has breasts?

Know what they call an "unwritten rule?" Not a rule.

if it was two men we would say "if you're a small dude, don't punch a bigger guy and not expect to get knocked out". What's ironic is the term wife beater is used similarly as dog beater or child beater, making it rooted in the sexist notion that women are "less" or inferior and weaker and therefore can not defend…

God told me to slap a bitch. Idk about that, God. Idk.

The cupcakes to the neighbors/infographic apology Decision was made in the James' kitchen at approximately 11:07 pm the evening before. TNN picked it up for broadcast but 180'd when it was revealed the infographic leaked early.

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

A lot of haughty talk from a guy whose name is almost "Clit Trinket."

Dan Savage continually suggests that this is a legit option.

I have invited Fivethirtyeight.com data journalist Reuben Fischer-Baum to discuss this spreadsheet and what it may indicate about the sexual prowess of the guy who made it.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Yo String, where's Wallace?!

"Oh, so that's how you box Spurs out!"