Liz: Get out. I want you out of here.
Dennis: You can’t kick me out. I love you.
Liz: No. No. Get your stuff and get out. I’m not doing this anymore.
Dennis: You can’t kick me out. I’ve got squatter’s rights.
Liz: Which is it, you love me or you’ve got squatter’s rights?
Dennis: I don’t see how they’re mutually…

Everyone please remember that in many cases the cheapest food is also the unhealthiest. So the next time you fix your mouth on this subject, think about the low-income families who are being forced to choose between eating calorie-rich foods and not eating at all.

There’s also the question of circumstances. Some people feed their kids garbage because they live in a food desert and can’t always swing a trip across town to a real grocery store. Some work entirely too many hours to reasonably be expected to cook, particularly for a large family. Or, more commonly, they can’t…

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” Do you understand?

Using them for a free trial doesn’t work, at least for me it didn’t.

Horizon: Zero Dawn. A spectacular single player game with an immense female lead. Almost better than the Witcher, though a very different game.

If they remade The Witcher 1 in the 3rd game’s engine, I’d wager a TON of people would love it. It’s jank as hell but I love, love, love the first game

Speaking only for history, and no other subject. First, it is perfectly acceptable to skim. The textbook, if your course requires one, is usually a supplement to the lecture rather than *the* end-all-be-all of the material covered in the course. Secondly, I take issue with the premise of your argument. It seems to…

Writer#1: Compartmentalize. It’s easy to make friends. It’s easy to find fuckbuddies. But if you want somebody who’ll act like your boyfriend but not develop feelings or ever expect anything, be prepared to find that guys like that are unicorns in much the same way that women are.

I 100% axe someone if there isn’t a going to be a romantic relationship. Who needs that many friends? Otherwise you’re just stuck with a reminder of what could have been, with feelings of resentment or jealousy. It’s easier and healthier to just remove them from your life so you can move on.

Being from the midwest, addressing a group of people “guys” is almost an exclusively gender neutral term. And not in the “when it’s a mixed group we default to the male pronoun” sense, but the “a gaggle of girls can still be referred to as ‘guys’” sense.

I think you’re missing the point. An N of 300 has some kind of statistical significance, while an N of 12 doesn’t. The low N item has a higher probably of being great, and a higher probably of being garbage, or worse, a scam. So yes, don’t evaluate your purchases by using a stars + reviewers calculation, but you also…

I somehow found myself cutting in line for a beer garden at a football game last November. I legitimately did not realize that the line wrapped around the side of the building and just got in line at the corner (along with 5 other people who I did not know). Someone AHEAD of me in line saw this and apparently had a…

I HATE lines. I agree, this article is how to be a douche. I generally prefer less formal lines as then I feel like order is kind of based on how important getting through is to the individual, a self-forming priority queue. But I absolutely hate when others start letting people in front of them in the line. Cause you…

Oh man. I have a really bad secondhand embarrassment phobia thing, and I literally could not sit through the first season of Parks & Rec. I got through an episode and a half before the number of times I was pausing to get up and walk around my apartment and shake myself out was untenable. I skipped to Season 2 on…

Counterpoint: Get The Fuck Away From Me, I’m Trying To Work

So let me represent my process of reading this post.

Jeez... this line, “I treat her very well, I give her preference in nearly everything, and am chivalrous (not just an act) every single day.” made me cringe so hard that I’m pretty sure I’ll permanently be several inches shorter. It sounds amazingly similar to the way most of the “nice guy” complaints start, so I was…