Bad Beat RAGE DUAN:

Do you have friends? Team Fortress 2 - especially since it's free and amazing.

Honey-wheat Wheatables will fuck your world up. They were like crack to me and I can't believe I'm off them now.

Sorry, I was born 4 years after Dirty Dancing came out; you'll have to make your hint a bit more overt.

I Hope I Never Get Arrested DUAN:

This is great right here.

Frankly I think the news media will always be sideways to political correctness.

Jeez that's great.

This is a bit late, but I hope it'll cheer you up a bit more.

Das Boot-down

Name Change DUAN:

...And boom goes the dynamite. Thank you all for your continued support.

Apparently my pictures got dropped like an AT&T phone call. Here we go again...

There it is.

Wait for it...

Do You Guys Know How To Post Videos To Facebook DUAN:

I'd much rather berate you 528 times with personal attacks on being pretentious and self-important enough to post your dreams here.

Better than some Super Bowl commercials.

The one where Drake gets shot should have gotten an Emmy, or at least its Canadian equivalent.

Wait. The fuck?! DUAN: